Professor Punsley here, and you're experiencing Pun Withdrawal Symptoms? Don't worry, it's a real thing! It's when you've gone too long without hearing a good pun.
You're probably feeling a little "silly" and "corny" today, aren't you?
Here, let me prescribe you some pun-filled medicine:
Or, if you're feeling really down, try:
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